E-mail de una amante - 15

Me encantaron el diccionario y el diario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO sabés lo que es Dorita, jamás podría tener un pensamiento maquiavélico. Imposible. Con todo me divertí leyéndolo. (se ha sumado medio poroto, mi querida amiga)

Piérdase en mi boca, para eso ha sido hecha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mis gemidos van como cortesía de la casa

X (la tercera rosa aùn te añora...)

The Cat's Diary

DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced
to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining
the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant.

DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this
at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse
these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the
night.

DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to
try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm must
try this with their baby...